And You Thought It Was An Urban Pen Myth!

My boyfriend owns some really random things.

Passive-Aggressive Scholastic

This is a page from the textbook for my theater class. In case you can't read the highlighted section, it says "Playwrights, by their creative natures, generally have vivid imaginations, which can and often do lead to both mania and paranoia."

In the interest of scholastic impartiality, I would like to suggest the addition of the sentence "Actors, by the nature of their exaggerated salaries, generally have inflated egos, which can and often do lead to utter douchebaggery."

Why There's a Bruise On My Ass

Our porch gets no sunlight, so the snow melts here last. It snowed a week and a half ago. This situation is bad.

TMI

I stubbed my toe a couple days after Christmas, so it has looked exactly like this for over a month now. I starting to wonder if I should be concerned.

Hablo espanol malo, si?

I'm not sure what it says about the town of Franklin that the Thai restaurant, Cajun restaurant, and Mexican grocery store are all shoved into the same shopping center. Either it's a xenophobic effort to get these businesses away from the Main Street tourist-shopping haven, or an attempt to create Franklin's first ethnic district (btw, is it PC to say "ethnic district?")

Anyway, I found a $5 Lotería set, so I'm happy.

And my favorites:



Evidently, a catrin is a pretentious high-society person (or, as my dictionary translates, a "toff"). I'm still not sure how this correlates to his being green.

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Update: El catrin might also be translated as "dapper man", and the green-skin seems to be an inking error since it is inconsistent with other Loteria sets. That is all.

Tricks Done With Light and Buttons

I promise these post will eventually be more exciting. Or at least that they can't get any more boring.

Et cetera.