And You Thought It Was An Urban Pen Myth!

My boyfriend owns some really random things.

Passive-Aggressive Scholastic

This is a page from the textbook for my theater class. In case you can't read the highlighted section, it says "Playwrights, by their creative natures, generally have vivid imaginations, which can and often do lead to both mania and paranoia."

In the interest of scholastic impartiality, I would like to suggest the addition of the sentence "Actors, by the nature of their exaggerated salaries, generally have inflated egos, which can and often do lead to utter douchebaggery."

Why There's a Bruise On My Ass

Our porch gets no sunlight, so the snow melts here last. It snowed a week and a half ago. This situation is bad.

TMI

I stubbed my toe a couple days after Christmas, so it has looked exactly like this for over a month now. I starting to wonder if I should be concerned.